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Movie Reviews:

After Earth

I dare you to find an action epic that has this much sleeping on display.  And goofy accents.
(June 26, 2014)

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Blog:

Kat McSnatch says "You are a C*nt"

The newest internet phenomenon has arrived; for a change of pace, she's worth the attention.
(July 21, 2014)

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July Model of the Month:

Lacy Von Voorhees

I often tell people not EVERYONE from my home state of New Jersey is bad; finally, here's living proof!
    (July 2, 2014)

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Movie Reviews:

Eegah

A low-budget relic of the sixties.  Witness the dual horrors of guitar-strumming and shaving!
(May 13, 2014)

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June Model of the Month:

Kasey L'Amour De Soi

From Russia to New Zealand to here now; how typical!
    (June 1, 2014)

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Blog:

That Stock-Photo Chick

 Finally, that infamously vapid woman is here to tell her innermost thoughts (well, not really).

(July 14, 2014)

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