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Teenagers From Outer Space
Humans are swell people but Aliens are assholes who love to eat lobster.
(August 12, 2014)
2000 Years of Social Media
What if Jesus or Napoleon tweeted? What would Shakespeare do on Facebook? Let's find out.
(August 19, 2014)
August Model of the Month:
A versatile model who's also very well-informed on culture of all types, just like us (sorta)!
(August 1, 2014)
July Model of the Month:
Lacy Von Voorhees
I often tell people not EVERYONE from my home state of New Jersey is bad; finally, here's living proof!
(July 2, 2014)
I dare you to find an action epic that has this much sleeping on display. And goofy accents.
(June 26, 2014)
Kat McSnatch says "You are a C*nt"
The newest internet phenomenon has arrived; for a change of pace, she's worth the attention.
(July 21, 2014)